It's a C-O-N...spiracy

Many people are unaware of the events surrounding the Rot-N-Chow event in Rockford Michigan.  It is a deeply protected secret, about the happenings on that day.  Apparently, from what I have heard, some “zombie wrangler”, I kid you not…this is a person who handles zombies…apparently lost control of his flock during a shoot.

 

According to unconfirmed sources, the death toll was in the dozens.  Supposedly some big-haired blonde actress is missing.

 

Anybody hear anything about this besides me?