Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Dip Has Been Removed

Upon the birth of his fifth offspring, War decided to inform pestilence of the blessed event. War was informed by the remaining resident that Pestilence no longer resided at this address. This meant she no longer resided with this resident. This meant that this resident was NOT part of her life anymore.

There is no longer Dip.

Pestilence is Free to join the other three horsemen in the End of The World. Early reports indicate that War and Famine are ecstatic. Rumor has it that Death is moving to Portland, and could not be reached for comment.