Zombies among us.

Well, for a blog that isn't all about zombies, it does seem like we can't get off the topic.

Hey, S'Ferrin!

Were these your friends? And no doubt these also. It's a regular friggin' zombie invasion! I told Jymi this was gonna happen. They're gonna blame us.

Seems like they were peaceful enough though. Maybe they aren't such bad folks after all. For flesh-eating monsters that is.

(Via Boing Boing.)

A Poem

This blog is not all about zoooombies,
I do not wear Abercrooooombies,
Michael Palin is the funniest Guuuuumbie,
Oh, La-di-Doo-Doo-Da.

We have a vid-ee-oh caaaamera,
We'll make us a movie 'bout Gaaaamarra,
'Cause nothing else rhymes with caaaamera,
Oh, La-di-Da-di-Da.

No other Inmates have maaaade any posts,
Just me and Drew doing alllllll the boasts,
The previous staff are now commm-post,
I think I will have some tea!

You Call Them Flesh-Eating Monsters...

...but I call them "Honey." Or at least this one.
And anyway, it wasn't me that brought all these guys back! They just kind of followed me here. Can I keep them? Can I? Can I? Of course I'll feed them. We've been talking about what to do with all the Asylum staff members that we tied up and stuck in the back room when we took over, right? Besides, most of these "flesh-eating monsters" have followed instructions, and are now perfectly capable of feeding themselves. At the moment, they're in the Day Room playing Parcheesi. Not hurting anyone. Be nice.

Step away from the dead guy!

Hey, who's that? Gotta be one of Jymi's friends. Jymi!!! What have we told you about reanimating the dead? You know you're going to have to feed him right? Just what do you plan on giving him to eat? And what's this about? You two are teaching people how to make more of these... things? Remember what happened the last time a bunch of these things got loose? You're going to get us all in trouble. That's not what the electroshock machine is for! Put that down!

Jymi, I'm warning you. Step away from the dead guy! Oh, good grief. Now look what you've done. Cute? Cute?! They're not cute! They're flesh eating monsters for crying out loud! What are the neighbors going to say? Alright, alright. Just clean up the mess when you're done. And make sure you feed them! I don't want to wake up dead tomorrow just because you forgot to feed your... whatever you call those things.

The Inmates have assumed control.

Ahhhhahahahahaha!

Well, we all know what happens when you assume anything, right?

In any case, we are in charge and The Asylum is the place to find out what's happening here at Dr. Dirk's. Check in and check it out. We love new toys, er, friends. And we promise, the electroshock machine isn't even plugged in. It's just for show. Really.

Quit giggling Jymi! They're coming in.

Sonya, get out the instruments.

Todd, get the anasthesia mask.

I'll get the restraints. Don't worry. They're just for your protection. Relax. We're professionals. Just start counting backwards from 100.

We're going to have so much fun!