It's a C-O-N...spiracy
Many people are unaware of the events surrounding the Rot-N-Chow event in
According to unconfirmed sources, the death toll was in the dozens. Supposedly some big-haired blonde actress is missing.
Anybody hear anything about this besides me?
posted by Toddibear at 3:35 PM
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I seem to remember some rumors about that. If I recall correctly, someone had some, er, "footage" of the massacre. But I think she skipped out of town.
Footage! You mean there is actual footage of the Rockford Zombie Massacre? I thought the DOD had snapped it all up! Any idea where this rare Zombie footage might be?
Last I knew it was archived in an alternate reality in a far off corner of the world called Port-Land, Oreo-Gone. It is (or was) stored in a format apparently inaccessible to mere mortals somewhere at this site, but the site appears to be in flux at the moment.
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