Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Dip Has Been Removed

Upon the birth of his fifth offspring, War decided to inform pestilence of the blessed event. War was informed by the remaining resident that Pestilence no longer resided at this address. This meant she no longer resided with this resident. This meant that this resident was NOT part of her life anymore.

There is no longer Dip.

Pestilence is Free to join the other three horsemen in the End of The World. Early reports indicate that War and Famine are ecstatic. Rumor has it that Death is moving to Portland, and could not be reached for comment.

6 Comments:

Blogger JAM said...

Ding, Dong, the Dip is Gone,
The Dip is Gone
The Dip is Gone
Ding, Dong, the Big Dumb Dip is Gone!

Which big dip?
The Big Dumb Dip!
The Big Dumb Dip is Gone!

22/7/07 8:29 AM  
Blogger Toddibear said...

War laughs so hard, a tear forms in his eye...and his side hurts.

1/8/07 10:38 AM  
Blogger Toddibear said...

Well said, Famine. Any word from Death?

1/8/07 10:39 AM  
Blogger JAM said...

No news from the (soon to be)Western Front. "Becky" and Kimberly will be at Death's Door tonight for gaming. I'll see that K mentions this exchange to the Grim Reaper.

1/8/07 11:46 AM  
Blogger Jymi X/0 said...

"Rumor has it that Death is moving to Portland, and could not be reached for comment."

Could not be reached?!
All of Death's contact info is the same as before...

"Upon the birth of his fifth offspring, War decided to inform pestilence of the blessed event."

Yes! Congratulations, War!
Death heard all about it from Kimy.

Death and her beloved consort are indeed off to Portland.

2/8/07 11:10 AM  
Blogger Toddibear said...

We miss Death...How is Death (and her beloved consort)?

12/2/08 2:38 PM  

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