What the hey?!
Alright you guys! What are you all up to? We duck out for a few drinks and you start rigging this place up like a deathtrap. Let's start getting - GAAAAACKK! Hey!! What's the deal with the wires in the doorways?! Everybody! Back to your rooms.
I have a few things to share that have merited noting for quite some time. These are unaffiliated links, but of definite interest to Inmates of Our Lady of Death and Dismemberment (aka Dr. Dirk's Asylum.)
It's surprising how many items of relevance turn up on Boing Boing. But after all, it is "A Directory of Wonderful Things," and we are all about the wonderful here at Dr. Dirk's.
So without further ado:
Alternate reality game turns online poker into tombstone parties in cemetaries.
This one is just odd: eBay: "Fresh Cut Human Hair Ponytail + Cut Picture"
1918 killer flu reborn:
Then there's "Spirit criminals" which is just sad and hilarious at the same time. Just click the link. Related Background. I could go on about this all day. Don't get me started.
This is totally cool!: Winchester Mystery House tour-guide blogs off-limits rooms.
That's it for now. Do your reading and quit trying to hurt people. We want people to visit! S'Ferrin, what have you dug up now? Stop that! Didn't you see the item above about viruses? Who knows what kinds of bugs those things are walking around with? Not everybody is quite ready to be dead you know.
UPDATE: Just to preempt anyone who might be tempted (you know who you are!) I have to alert everyone about this truly evil device - the Mind Molester. Do not, I repeat, NOT bring one of these to the Asylum. The folks here are crazy enough already.
I have a few things to share that have merited noting for quite some time. These are unaffiliated links, but of definite interest to Inmates of Our Lady of Death and Dismemberment (aka Dr. Dirk's Asylum.)
It's surprising how many items of relevance turn up on Boing Boing. But after all, it is "A Directory of Wonderful Things," and we are all about the wonderful here at Dr. Dirk's.
So without further ado:
Alternate reality game turns online poker into tombstone parties in cemetaries.
This one is just odd: eBay: "Fresh Cut Human Hair Ponytail + Cut Picture"
1918 killer flu reborn:
Taubenberger's team used pieces of virus taken from preserved samples from 1918 victims, as well as from the corpse of a victim dug up from a frozen grave in Alaska in 1998.
They used these pieces to make a replica of the 1918 virus, and brought it back to "life" -- viruses are not truly alive like other microbes -- by combining it with modern influenza virus pieces and growing it in bacteria.
Then there's "Spirit criminals" which is just sad and hilarious at the same time. Just click the link. Related Background. I could go on about this all day. Don't get me started.
This is totally cool!: Winchester Mystery House tour-guide blogs off-limits rooms.
That's it for now. Do your reading and quit trying to hurt people. We want people to visit! S'Ferrin, what have you dug up now? Stop that! Didn't you see the item above about viruses? Who knows what kinds of bugs those things are walking around with? Not everybody is quite ready to be dead you know.
UPDATE: Just to preempt anyone who might be tempted (you know who you are!) I have to alert everyone about this truly evil device - the Mind Molester. Do not, I repeat, NOT bring one of these to the Asylum. The folks here are crazy enough already.
posted by JAM at 8:06 AM
3 Comments:
We do not need a mind molester, I am fully capable of making annoying noises at any intervals I want!
1918 flu bug...oooh, yeah, that's great. Buncha pussies. I can revive three old plagues before breakfast every day, and invent a few new ones during my nap.
Someone please tell Nilly to stop making those godawful noises.
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