The Inmates have assumed control.
Ahhhhahahahahaha!
Well, we all know what happens when you assume anything, right?
In any case, we are in charge and The Asylum is the place to find out what's happening here at Dr. Dirk's. Check in and check it out. We love new toys, er, friends. And we promise, the electroshock machine isn't even plugged in. It's just for show. Really.
Quit giggling Jymi! They're coming in.
Sonya, get out the instruments.
Todd, get the anasthesia mask.
I'll get the restraints. Don't worry. They're just for your protection. Relax. We're professionals. Just start counting backwards from 100.
We're going to have so much fun!
Well, we all know what happens when you assume anything, right?
In any case, we are in charge and The Asylum is the place to find out what's happening here at Dr. Dirk's. Check in and check it out. We love new toys, er, friends. And we promise, the electroshock machine isn't even plugged in. It's just for show. Really.
Quit giggling Jymi! They're coming in.
Sonya, get out the instruments.
Todd, get the anasthesia mask.
I'll get the restraints. Don't worry. They're just for your protection. Relax. We're professionals. Just start counting backwards from 100.
We're going to have so much fun!
posted by JAM at 8:24 PM
1 Comments:
I was not giggling. Okay, I was giggling. The electrodes are tickley.
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